Greets to that lamefuck Sailor Bubba who kept moaning at me to release this

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I dont need no mother fuckin introduction, my sincerity is my credentials.
And they know goddamnit if somebody asks a question they ask a player.
Because i dont look like nothing but a mother fucking player. Yo, im a player
with a capital mother fucking P. Im a Female PimP with a capital P on both
mother fuckin ends. P.i.m.P.

I had an email last week that came from some lamah girl from GeeBeeAtemp.
(I knew who it was coming from because i backtraced it!) She asked if a women
can be a pimp?  Can a women be a pimp? Well i get that one from time to time
and let me just give you the long and short anwser first. NOO... now let me
explain. In order to be a PimP you have to fit into the textbook definition
of a pimp. What is a pimp? the short definition is:

_An ultimate gentleman
_An impeccable dresser
_A smooth charming character.

The important operative word here is gentle_MAN.

A women can never be a man, she cant be any kind of man shes just a sheep in
wolves clothing! I dont care how many dildos she buys. How many baggy mans
clothes shes wears or how many coochies she eats up or beats up. Shes still
a female! and she will have her monthly business to remind her of that on a
regular!

Now dont get me wrong. I aint mad at you if you like women, you like women.
You know? you like pussy! Hey im all for it, i like it too. However youre way
outta your league here baby with that can a women be a pimp thang. Im not mad
at you because you do what you do, but i am mad at you because you even think
that another girl can do what i do. You cant get in where you dont fit in.
Its just that simple. Like i said before no one can be this pretty with no
makeup on, none. To the rest of you lamefuck faggots on GBAtemp suck my perfect
vag. The guys i hang out with Quad Ball girls like you on a daily, standard!

_________ B L O O D _ O N _ T H E _ D A N C E _ F L O O R _________

GBAtemp fags like to wrap thier faces in cling film so old men can take liquid
shits on thier faces while they fap to midgets dressed like umpa lumpas riding
uni-cycles around them blowing loads on them as they hum the knight rider
theme song.

I heard you fags like to listen to david hasselhoffs greatest hits while
thai-ladyboiz shoot milk outta their ass on your faces while you get prison
raped with a broken broom handle. Fuck it! You fags should just fart in a jar
and seal it till 2020 then open it and get high off the fermented poop smell!

to all my fans and everyone else enjoy this :-)

Fuck GBATemp, its a revenue stream and youre a lamefuck for thinking otherwise.